Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours
‘Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours.’
‘Their definition of plagiarism is suspiciously similar to ours.’
‘START THE BOATS!’
‘Are you absolutely sure you want to be a granny?’
‘Any good with bedbugs?’
‘We need to do all our smoking before it’s banned’
‘I’m an HS2 trainspotter.’
‘Any programme ideas that don’t involve humiliating Matt Hancock?’
‘Usually he’s Dr Yes but he’s on strike.’
‘I’d like to see how Jeremy Hunt gets out of triple lock pensions.’
‘It’s not Lee Anderson’s fault – it’s his master who can’t control him.’
‘An escaped prisoner comes as standard.’
‘Gingerbread’s safer than concrete.’
‘You don’t have to identify as a cat to be a teacher’s pet.’
‘I failed! Does that mean I get a peerage in the Liz Truss honours?’
‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’
‘If I wanted to see people making a bomb I’d have a look at my gas bill.’
‘Quick! Someone take a blurry photo!’