Real bore
‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’
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‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’
‘If I wanted to see people making a bomb I’d have a look at my gas bill.’
‘Quick! Someone take a blurry photo!’
‘God, how can the Ulez zone be everywhere?’
‘I’m looking for Mr Hard Right.’
‘Our French poodle keeps setting fire to our car.’
‘It goes from 0-100°C in under six seconds.’
‘How’s exile going, Comrade Progozhin?’
‘If it’s pain you’re after...’
‘... and my thanks to Boris Johnson, without whom...’
‘Sorry, I’ve already sold my soul to the Saudis.’
‘Gingerbread doesn’t appeal to the kiddies any more.’
‘This has all got a bit out of hand.’
‘I’m doing woke experience.’
‘I can’t wait to spoil my first ballot paper.’
‘I’ve sent for all the King’s pharmacists.’
‘All Ed Sheeran lawsuits sound the same to me.’