Dave – 19 September 2013
Cartoons
Bar
‘What do you mean “what’s the problem”? You’ve got a bar in your classroom!’
Food
‘No, I don’t have an eating disorder. The reason I’m not touching it is because you’re a lousy cook.’
Marriage 2
‘I now pronounce you man and secretary.’
Sherry
‘How sweet. He used to hate seeing his grandma but now he wants to come round here all the time.’
Conch
‘Hey — I can hear the sea.’
Wheelchair
‘Wake up! You’re sleep-pushing again.’
Cutwaway
‘No, that’s not a cutaway — I just had trouble getting the security tag off.’
Cryogenics
‘My tax-avoidance scheme will fund my death-avoidance scheme.’
