Following yonder internet star
Following yonder internet star.

Following yonder internet star.
‘First the robot took my job, now it’s getting off with Miss Pinkerton.’
‘Don’t celebrate Christmas.’
‘Would you mind if some students watch while I deliver your presents?’
‘Happy New Year, whatever.’
‘Sorry, but we all have to learn to rely less on coal.’
‘I am the Ghost of Christmas Future! He/him.’
‘I was not consulted.’
‘It’s 2021. What were you expecting?’
‘It’s the three ego-crazed billionaires.’
‘We’re keeping our Christmas plans fluid.’
‘It’s our levelling up agenda.’
‘I am the ghost of variants yet to come.’
‘I thought they were trying to save Christmas’
‘I don’t understand the science, but apparently it’s safe to snog if you’re not under the mistletoe.’
‘It’s a response to our SOS — they want it in a different form.’