Stop global warming

‘Your colleagues are wondering if you could send fewer death threats.’
‘He’s an earworm.’
‘This is the compliance department.’
‘Welcome – who’d like to kick off?’
‘I blame global warming…’
‘And you’ll be bad COP26.’
‘As I suspected…’
‘Can you believe this, Phil?… Phil?!’
‘I’m sorry, kids, but we’re going to have to rebel against you.’
‘We always watch horror at Halloween.’