I’m afraid his problem has deteriorated
‘I’m afraid his problem has deteriorated from “poor” to “prime ministerial”.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Sorry – i can’t cope
‘Keep a look out.’
‘Keep a look out.’
Funny
Work on ‘The Waste Land’ begins
Work on ‘The Waste Land’ begins
‘He takes everybody for a ride.’
‘He takes everybody for a ride.’
Cared for by the system
‘I’m sure when we reach the end of our working lives we’ll be well cared for by the system.’
Oh no! We’re being bombarded
‘Oh no! We’re being bombarded by Adele’s latest album!’
Once upon a thyme
‘Once upon a thyme...’
Thursday
Monty has turned us into dog people
‘I’m sorry Tibbles, but Monty has turned us into dog people.’
Water it down
‘Santa won’t agree to this unless you water it down.’
Better sequel
‘I hope World War Three is a better sequel than World War Two.’
An app for this
‘There’s an app for this now.’
Childhood obesity clinic
‘I don’t know why he’s so fat, he only eats the same as us.’
If only there was some alternative
‘If only there was some alternative!’
Any other bores
‘Any other bores?’
Coronavirus graph
‘And here we have my favourite coronavirus graph.’
There’s no going back
‘I feel like there’s no going back.’
