What do you mean
‘Wait, what do you mean I can’t take it with me?’
More cartoons
Thursday
Andrew’s doing his bit
‘Andrew’s doing his bit by abstaining from long-haul flights.’
Panic browsing
Wheat! Gluten! Dairy!
One day son, all this will be yours
‘One day son, all this will be yours.’
Debates
If you’re searching for your Christmas presents
‘If you’re searching for your Christmas presents you’ll have to go to Felixstowe’
Waving goodbye to the booze
Thursday
Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all
‘Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all — what’s wrong with you?’
This little piggy got slaughtered
‘This little piggy got slaughtered, this little piggy got culled…’
We’ll move more quickly in the next pandemic
‘Rest assured, we’ll move more quickly in the next pandemic.’
I’m afraid due to staff shortages
‘I’m afraid due to staff shortages, no one will be asking is everything okay...’
Eco-protest
‘I’ve invented the eco-protest.’
Cut down on meat
I do enjoy group activities
‘I do enjoy group activities.’
Offset our carbon
‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’
You can stop wearing a mask now
‘You can stop wearing a mask now.’
The doctor won’t see you now.
‘The doctor won’t see you now.’
Energy shortage nothing to do with me
‘He’s gaslighting us.’