Briefing room or next door revamp
‘Briefing room or next door revamp?’
More cartoons
Thursday
If you’d like to join me downstairs
‘If you’d like to join me downstairs, I shall be continuing my presentation there…’
Soldier numbers reduced
Devils
Who’s been posting photos
‘Who’s been posting photos of my porridge on Instagram?’
Hampstead, here we come
‘Hampstead, here we come!’
Thursday
Well I must get some rest
‘Well I must get some rest — I’m on nights.’
Not what they were
‘Toy soldiers are not what they were.’
Look old
‘Does this badge make me look old?’
Lockdown Return
‘I’ve heard a whisper that “Lockdown Return” is worth a punt.’
Heavy-handed
Thursday
Blood-coloured carpets
‘Blood-coloured carpets would be practical.’
If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting
‘If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting.’
School age
We met on the internet
‘We met on the internet.’
Dr. Seuss is too offensive
‘Dr Seuss is too offensive — so I’ll read you the Chips Channon diaries.’
Gone a little too far
‘I’m beginning to think our diversity policy has gone a little too far.’
Support from the palace
‘I must admit, I thought I could have had more support from the palace.’