Crackdown
More cartoons
Thursday
J.K. Rowling as a boy
‘And to think I used to love J.K. Rowling as a boy.’
Miner Lisa
Children! No phones on the table!
‘Children! No phones on the table!’
Thursday
Feels good to be back
‘It feels good to be back.’
If I put you on a pedestal
‘If I put you on a pedestal, can I be sure you have no links to slavery?’
Fortune from slug pellets
‘We understand that he made his fortune from slug pellets.’
Before you tell me how it looks
‘Before you tell me how it looks, remember I queued for three hours to buy it.’
Think of leaving England
‘Lie back and think of leaving England.’
Not allowed to invite you in
‘I’m not allowed to invite you into my home.’
Churches reopen
Worthy of a statue
‘There’s a lot of disagreement over whether it’s worthy of a statue.’
Bit of a racist
‘Your Great Uncle Bertie was a bit of a racist.’
Goldilox
Spare me the lecture, Grenville
‘Spare me the lecture, Grenville.’
You’re reading too much into it
‘You’re reading too much into it, Professor Freud. All it means is that your couch is too big for the doorway.’
Paddling
Thursday
Social distancing drinking measures
Social distancing drinking measures.
Four white males
‘Surprise, surprise – four white males.’
‘Uncle Andrew?’
‘Uncle Andrew?’