Pig out
More cartoons
Thursday
Recorded crowd noise
‘Using recorded crowd noise just isn’t the same.’
Hear a second wave
‘I think I can hear a second wave.’
The message is clear
‘The message is clear — eat out and stay at home.’
Won’t power
‘Willpower isn’t the problem — it’s won’t-power.’
Owner in quarantine
‘I’d love to go on holiday, but I can’t bear to leave my owner in quarantine.’
He’s grown out of his issues
‘He’s grown out of his issues — he needs bigger ones’
It’s mock Tudor
‘It’s mock Tudor’
Now there’s a surprise
‘Now there’s a surprise.’
I said just look as if you are pushing it over
‘I said just look as if you are pushing it over.’
Gulliver’s flossing
Gulliver’s flossing
Thursday
What sex is it?
‘What sex is it? Let’s enter that minefield.’
Covid 19 vaccine
The foreseeable future
‘I suppose we’ll just have to live with it for the foreseeable future.’
Wish you hadn’t booked
Nil by mouth
‘He’s eaten the “Nil by mouth” sign.’
This is embarrassing
‘Well, this is embarrassing.’
Over by Christmas
‘Ugh! I hope this is over by Christmas.’
Pickled pepper pickers
‘I predict problems procuring pickled pepper pickers post-Brexit’