Turn left
‘Turn left on to the heath. Then you have reached your destination.’
More cartoons
Saturday
Google something
‘Don’t just sit there, Google something!’
Fat and sad
‘I used to be fat and sad. Then I exercised. Then I dieted. Then I became superfit. Superfit and supersad.’
Saturday
Royal crisis
‘It’s so refreshing to have something new to be polarised about.’
Death threats
‘I hate this job — you get nothing but death threats.’
What I did during my holidays
‘Well, haven’t you all been busy! Your essays are currently with the police.’
All sorts
‘...but you’ll find we get all sorts here.’
1920s
The Gnawing Twenties
Security bill
‘They need protecting from the Duke of Edinburgh.’
New Year Meghan diet
‘Step back from your roll.’
Divide time
‘They want to divide their time between the United Kingdom and the Magic Kingdom.’
Big Foot
‘Relax Bigfoot, I’m here to get a photo of Meghan.’
Thursday
Battery life
‘Same old problem — battery life.’
Club | 9 January 2020
Ring | 9 January 2020
‘I must buy a new hat to throw into the ring.’
