I’m taking you to Kyiv

‘Is this a good time?’
‘One bit of good news — the price of tongue of dog has tumbled.’
‘I’m still bitter about my funeral.’
‘Can you please stop being 7 per cent more expensive than you were last year?’
‘It’s the property ladder.’
‘I don’t want you to read me a story! I want the Duchess of Cambridge to.’
‘I suppose it was just a question of time...there’s now an Olivia Colman channel.’
‘Dear Boris, you must feel terribly isolated...’
‘ONWARDS!’
‘Which one of us gets to be Carrie?’
‘We have nothing affordable. Can you come back in the past?’
‘Apparently it’s a compliment.’
‘It’s all his own making. You might even call it self-isolation.’