We’re worried

‘Do you have confidence booster jabs?’
Cabinet meeting
‘This had better be levelling up and not gentrification.’
‘They think their lives are more valuable than ours!’
‘You’ve let the garden rewilding go too far.’
‘That’s so unfair!’
‘And you think that you’re a minority group.’
‘Play for 30 years. Give up. Reset all pieces to original positions. Start again.’
‘Relax, the early bird’s still working from home.’
‘You’ll find it’s lonely at the top.’
‘Needs changing.’
‘You can take it off now.’