I don’t call that a happy ending
‘A drugged woman is kissed without her consent? I don’t call that a happy ending.’
More cartoons
Thursday
You shall go to the wall!
‘You shall go to the wall!’
Artificial lawns
I couldn’t do it without my ghost writer
You can’t come in
‘You can’t come in unless you’ve been double jabbed.’
Did you manage to find anything
‘Did you manage to find anything you were looking for today?’
Puppy training
‘I sometimes worry we made a rod for our own backs with our puppy training.’
Take me to your multi-billionaire business magnate
‘Take me to your multi-billionaire business magnate.’
I’m going topless
‘I’m going topless.’
Thursday
If not now then when?
‘If not now then when?’
He’s reluctant to embrace
‘He’s reluctant to embrace his old freedoms.’
Track and trace app
‘Don’t mention the Track and Trace app — she’s overly sensitive.’
Waiter, there’s a fly suffering unnecessarily in my soup
‘Waiter, there’s a fly suffering unnecessarily in my soup.’
Covid rates
‘How many more seasons of this are there?’
Healthy eating report
‘I’d take it with a pinch of salt.’
U-Turn
Covid running race
No added salt
Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate
‘Blast, now I’ll have to self-isolate.’