Forgot to plug the car in again
‘Damn! I forgot to plug the car in again!’
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Thursday
Thursday
Worried I bore people
‘I’m worried that I bore people.’
Get em off!
House of Lords
Learn to live with it
'I know, but we’ve got to learn to live with it.’
I think it’s been spiked
‘I think it’s been spiked.’
Careful with those scissors
Wearing the same mask
‘9,840 hours wearing the same mask.’
Southern water beach chairs
The repair shop
‘It was my father’s beloved possession — and I obviously couldn’t have cared less about it until I realised it might get me on telly.’
Thursday
QR codes
‘I hope they don’t drop QR codes before I’ve found out what they are.’
Mixed doubles
‘Mixed doubles?’
They’ll never knowingly be sold
‘They’ll never knowingly be sold.’
Fired from cannon
‘I shall now be fired from the cannon into a bucket — without a mask!’
Settled status
‘I’ve applied for settled status.’
