Cabinet room
‘The seating plan is: cheat, cuckold, cheat, cuckold...’
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Thursday
Bloody cancel culture
‘Bloody cancel culture.’
Common courtesy
‘I think it’s just common courtesy to wear a mask when other people are around.’
Rejected Love Island
Was it joyful exuberance or the depths of despair!
‘Was it joyful exuberance or the depths of despair!’
Individual judgement
‘And finally, it’ll be up to your individual judgment whether you wear a mask or not.’
Division bell
‘That goes off every time a member of cabinet splits from their partner.’
Edward Lear nonsense poems found
‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’
Sports day in person
‘I wish we’d been allowed to go to her sports day in person.’
Thursday
So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock
‘So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock’
Game, set and match
'Game, set and match Carrie Symonds'
My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt
‘My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt.’
Live sport
Stand in the corner and self-isolate
‘I was told to stand in the corner and self-isolate.’
Photos of the apple
‘It didn’t help that you took photos of the apple and posted them on Instagram.’
Rodin’s Plonker
Junk food ads
‘I hope you’re not looking at junk food ads again, young man!’
Peace in the Sausage War
‘Hurrah! It’s peace in the Sausage War!’
This office is bugged?
Wait... Are you telling me this office is bugged?
Classified defence document
‘You wait ages for a classified defence document, and then stacks of them come along at once.’