Southern water beach chairs
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Thursday
The repair shop
‘It was my father’s beloved possession — and I obviously couldn’t have cared less about it until I realised it might get me on telly.’
Thursday
QR codes
‘I hope they don’t drop QR codes before I’ve found out what they are.’
Mixed doubles
‘Mixed doubles?’
They’ll never knowingly be sold
‘They’ll never knowingly be sold.’
Fired from cannon
‘I shall now be fired from the cannon into a bucket — without a mask!’
Settled status
‘I’ve applied for settled status.’
British Museum
Cabinet room
‘The seating plan is: cheat, cuckold, cheat, cuckold...’
Bloody cancel culture
‘Bloody cancel culture.’
Common courtesy
‘I think it’s just common courtesy to wear a mask when other people are around.’
Rejected Love Island
Was it joyful exuberance or the depths of despair!
‘Was it joyful exuberance or the depths of despair!’
Individual judgement
‘And finally, it’ll be up to your individual judgment whether you wear a mask or not.’
Division bell
‘That goes off every time a member of cabinet splits from their partner.’
Edward Lear nonsense poems found
‘They were initially mistaken for the government’s latest Covid advice.’
Sports day in person
‘I wish we’d been allowed to go to her sports day in person.’
Thursday
So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock
‘So there’s someone with even worse judgment than Matt Hancock’
Game, set and match
'Game, set and match Carrie Symonds'
My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt
‘My desk used to be lovely and unspoilt.’