Football money

New school bully
‘I can’t imagine having four children.’
‘Perhaps it’s time for a referendum on lobbying?’
‘It’s to protect me from frostbite.’
‘We’re so lucky this island is exactly two metres wide.’
‘There’s nothing more embarrassing than an ex prime minister on the make, Cherie.’
‘Daddy misses his commute to work.’
‘Are we allowed to bring a bottle?’
‘We’re totally lost. I blame the Duke of Edinburgh. He set up these awards.’
‘It was OK when it was just the flags, Ron. But I’m getting worried.’
‘And we thought we were venomous!’
‘Next slide please.’
‘Oh look — it’s the head.’