It’s OK, you’re allowed to meet for exercise
‘It’s OK, you’re allowed to meet for exercise with one other person from one other household.’

‘It’s OK, you’re allowed to meet for exercise with one other person from one other household.’
I’m afraid it’s bad news. You have 2020 vision
‘Yeah? Well you don’t look so good either.’
‘I’m not allowed in the delivery room.’
‘I need to take your temperature.’
‘And in the interests of balance, we also wish you a thoroughly miserable Christmas.’
UK government angel
‘Isn’t it boring when people tell you how they got here?’
‘Oh no, it’s the tinfoil hat man!’
‘How’s the wine, dear? I hear it packs a bit of a wallop.’
‘Tried it… Overrated.’
‘They don’t know we’re coming – I want it to be a surprise!’
‘Round robins are all the same after a year of lockdown.’
‘I’m living in the present.’
‘Support bubbles have been such an important part of this year.’