Your starting salary
‘Your starting salary? Why don’t you take a wild guess?’
More cartoons
Thursday
What’s the wifi password?
‘I need to look something up. What’s the wifi password?’
Thursday
Oven ready
And your special subject is…
‘And your special subject is: Covid government guidance and rules, November-December 2020.’
Steak and ale pie
‘Can I have the steak and ale pie but without the steak pie?’
To get home we follow our trail
‘To get home we follow our trail of nitrous oxide cylinders.’
‘I’ll have a vodka martini
‘I’ll have a vodka martini — shaken, not stirred — and a Scotch egg.’
Immunity passport
‘Typical! All our regulars have decided not to have the vaccine!’
Toga party
‘The toga party’s over.’
They’ve run out of dogs
‘They’ve run out of dogs.’
Top tier team
And another thing, Doctor
‘And another thing, Doctor… I compulsively rehearse conversations.’
You can have a pint with it
‘Go on! You can have a pint with it.’
I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office
‘I wonder if we’ll be allowed to go back to the office.’
Thursday
More than eggs
‘We’ll be delivering more than just eggs next year.’
Hooray! Now we can die from something else!
‘Hooray! Now we can die from something else!’
Covid vaccine celebration
Do you have to say that about everything you don’t like…?
‘Do you have to say that about everything you don’t like...?’