‘Brace! Brace!’
‘Brace! Brace!’
More cartoons
Thursday
It’s a somewhat reduced service
‘It’s a somewhat reduced service.’
Trying to save face
‘They’re trying to save face.’
Shortage of fruit pickers
‘Help me out here — there’s a shortage of fruit pickers.’
Why the urgent phone call?
‘Why the urgent phone call? So what if the kids have built a fort? All kids build forts.’
Thursday
Looks like were going to have to live to learn
Straight to the beach
‘So, with the lockdown relaxed, I headed straight to the beach.’
How embarrassing – I’ve been linked to Emily Maitlis
‘How embarrassing – I’ve been linked to Emily Maitlis.’
They’ll be stuck in her in-tray for 14 days
‘They’ll be stuck in her in-tray for 14 days.’
Can’t stand this foreign food
‘Can’t stand this foreign food — what’s wrong with pizza and curry?’
What did you pick up at school today?
‘What did you pick up at school today?’
Sorry – you’re breaking up.
‘Sorry – you’re breaking up.’
Thursday
I didn’t expect Dominic Cummings to survive the day
‘I didn’t expect Dominic Cummings to survive the day.’
People can make up their minds
‘Let’s offer an explanation and then the people can make up their minds.’
Shakespeare skull
I’d like to quote the government
‘Oh god, he’s sounding really feeble.’
Happiest days of your life
‘You’ll remember school as the happiest days of your life.’
