Children’s books
More cartoons
Saturday
This was all they had left
‘This was all they had left.’
Panic or stay calm?
‘I’m self-oscillating.’
I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology
‘I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology.’
Thursday
Saturday
An affair with Boris Johnson
‘And if that doesn’t work you can always have an affair with Boris Johnson.’
Atishoo, atishoo
‘Atishoo, atishoo — put on your head-protectors, elbow- and knee-pads and use the mats provided — we all fall down!’
‘Let me through! I have an app for that.’
‘Let me through! I have an app for that.’
Our no-deal Brexit stockpile
‘Our no-deal Brexit stockpile is now a coronavirus stockpile.’
So it’s agreed
‘So it’s agreed. Freedom of movement will continue.’
If only he could get a girl pregnant
D’you mind if I don’t shake your hand?
‘D’you mind if I don’t shake your hand?’
Responds well to bullying
‘We’re looking to hire someone who responds well to bullying.’
I’ve turned vegan
‘Can I swap this cow for those beans? I’ve just turned vegan.’
Saturday
We’re self-isolating
‘Yes, you could say we’re self-isolating.’
Made Impermanent Secretary
‘I’ve been made Impermanent Secretary.’
The superforecaster job
‘We’re here about the superforecaster job.’
What have I tweeted?
‘Oh no! What have I tweeted..?’