Gifts

‘We’ve become the story.’
‘You’re going on a long journey.’
‘A few inappropriate remarks and it was back to waiting tables.’
‘I’m continually surprised by what goes viral.’
‘I can’t decide what phone to get.’
‘I’m confused. Is not getting the winter fuel payment the same as assisted dying?’
‘It’s just as we feared – Putin has mucked around with the crackers.’
‘I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep.’
‘There will be some pain and some growth.’
‘Instead of presents, I’m giving you an experience – not having any presents.’