If you find any PPE
‘If you find any PPE you get to keep it.’
‘If you find any PPE you get to keep it.’
‘They haven’t got any of the basics — beer, wine, gin, vodka...’
‘Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs.’
‘Go home. Your journey is not essential.’
‘Lunge… stretch… press…’
‘Good news!’
‘No change there then.’
‘One form of exercise a day?!!’
‘My tweet about Covid-19 has gone viral.’
‘I thought they were key workers.’
Mr Tickle and Mr Nosey have a problem with the two-metres-apart rule
‘I somehow don’t believe this is what Boris meant.’
‘Well — must press on…’
No. 36: Blitz spirit