If I sell my soul
‘If I sell my soul I’ll only be clobbered with capital gains tax.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Weight-loss jab
‘I’m afraid the weight loss jab may not necessarily get you work, Mr Blobby.’
What are you in for?
Having looked through your Instagram
‘Having looked through your Instagram, I feel I’ve known you for ages.’
Bring back tory uncertainty
It’s galling
‘It’s galling. Rachel Reeves discovers all these black holes and I’ve never found one.’
Wednesday
The worst bit is the life admin
‘The worst bit is the life admin.’
Still no sign of a ceasefire
‘Still no sign of a ceasefire.’
You spoil that dog
Anti-vaxxer
‘Now I’m definitely an anti-vaxxer.’
What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?
‘What pairs well with eye of newt and toe of frog?’
OK… take me to your party donor
‘OK… take me to your party donor.’
Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group
‘Norman is a member of the local neighbourhood listen group.’
Jabcentre
Shouldn’t you be influencing somebody?
‘Shouldn’t you be influencing somebody?’
To be honest
‘To be honest, I was expecting more than this.’
Alex Salmond insisted on independence
‘Alex Salmond insisted on independence.’
It’ll be the players next
‘It’ll be the players next.’