Keep the furnaces going
‘We understand that youcan keep the furnaces going.’
More cartoons
Tuesday
No sugar
‘No sugar – it’s safer to eat the plastic toy!’
The damage is permanent
Your guess is as good as mine
‘Your guess is as good as mine.’
I can’t help thinking
‘I can’t help thinking this would make a good book.’
God, he’s depressing company
‘God, he’s depressing company.’
Worshipping from home
‘Giles has been “worshipping from home” for the last three years.’
It can go from 0
‘It can go from 0 to a stolen phone in under eight seconds.’
Deliveroo
‘Hunt Easter eggs? Can’t we just use Deliveroo?’
Rubbish piles
Easter rat
‘Look, it’s the Easter rat.’
Wednesday
I think I’ll just get a dog.
‘I think I’ll just get a dog.’
Tariffs or chlorinated chicken?
‘What’s harder to swallow – tariffs or chlorinated chicken?’
We’d like to visit America when it’s great again
‘We’d like to visit America when it’s great again.’
Why can’t you be alienated like other boys?
‘Why can’t you be alienated like other boys?’
Binbags
‘The streets are paved with binbags’
Trump’s tariffs
We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff
‘We’ve been hit by a Trump tariff.’
You can’t be everywhere
‘You can’t be everywhere – that’s Lindsay Hoyle’s job.’
