The rich are lining up to leave
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Wednesday
Thursday
Baker Street… what are the schools like?
‘Baker Street... what are the schools like?’
You can always spot the pushy parents
‘You can always spot the pushy parents.’
We’ll use the money we saved taking him out of private school to pay the fines for taking him out of state school
‘We’ll use the money we saved taking him out of private school to pay the fines for taking him out of state school.’
This is Ms Trellis
‘This is Ms Trellis, our drama teacher.’
But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time
‘But the school will fine us if we take the kids away during term time.’
Wednesday
Right to switch off
First day back at school
‘Well, I enjoyed your first day back at school, dear…’
Dynamic pricing
A is for anxiety
‘A is for anxiety, B is for borderline personality disorder, C is for cognitive behaviour therapy…’
I’d pay £500
‘I’d pay £500 to never hear another word about the Oasis reunion.’
Wing of bat
‘Wing of bat, eye of newt, Heinz spaghetti carbonara…’
Who’d like to go first?
‘Who’d like to go first?’
Oasis tickets
‘Oh dear. I was hoping our fuel allowance would pay for our Oasis tickets.’
No cigarettes
‘We’ve got whisky and wild, wild women, but no cigarettes pal.’
School is smaller
‘The school is smaller since fees went up.’
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