In residence
‘When the turbine is rotating it means the King is in residence.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
Are you sure?
‘Are you sure you want to be taken to our leader?’
I’m just limbering up before a six-hour marathon in front of the set
‘I’m just limbering up before a six-hour marathon in front of the set.’
Wednesday
We’re Van Gogh supporters
‘Actually, we’re Van Gogh supporters.’
One day, all this will be a housing estate
‘One day, all this will be a housing estate.’
Light
‘Got a light, mate?’
So they ignored the Nimbys
‘So they ignored the Nimbys and built it anyway.’
It’s to block phone calls
‘It’s to block phone calls from Nigel Farage.’
My first podcast
I’m on your wife’s side
‘I’m on your wife’s side, you bastard!’
This book is bad
‘This book is bad and it must be burned.’
Drug test
I haven’t had this much fun since the Old Testament
‘I had to save Trump – I haven’t had this much fun since the Old Testament.’
I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog
‘It’s not fair! I wish I was allowed to behave like a rescue dog.’
Anything to prevent Labour covering this area with houses
‘Everyone here backs it. Anything to prevent Labour covering this area with houses.’
I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable
‘I’m going back to work at home. The coffee shop politics have become unbearable.’
Wednesday
I come from a long line of Labour MPs fighting privilege
‘I come from a long line of Labour MPs fighting privilege.’
I feel sick
‘I feel as sick as Gareth Southgate’
Stop the shooter
Whenever Kate comes out it cheers us all up
