Knock on the door
‘You can expect a knock on the door from the police.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
It wasn’t rioters
‘It wasn’t rioters. It was ruddy seagulls.’
It’s getting more and more urban round here
‘It’s getting more and more urban round here... I saw a fox the other day.’
Crime books
Wednesday
I’ve looked at our finances
I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!
‘I bring diversity to your women’s gathering!’
Liberty cat
The swine!
‘The swine! We’ll have to overwinter here, in our Tuscany home.’
In residence
‘When the turbine is rotating it means the King is in residence.’
Are you sure?
‘Are you sure you want to be taken to our leader?’
I’m just limbering up before a six-hour marathon in front of the set
‘I’m just limbering up before a six-hour marathon in front of the set.’
Wednesday
We’re Van Gogh supporters
‘Actually, we’re Van Gogh supporters.’
One day, all this will be a housing estate
‘One day, all this will be a housing estate.’
Light
‘Got a light, mate?’
So they ignored the Nimbys
‘So they ignored the Nimbys and built it anyway.’
It’s to block phone calls
‘It’s to block phone calls from Nigel Farage.’
My first podcast
I’m on your wife’s side
‘I’m on your wife’s side, you bastard!’