Good news!
‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’

‘Good news! You’re involved in an acceptable form of extremism.’
‘This is our new social media guy.’
‘Thank heavens for the right to switch off.’
‘Sermon? No, I’m writing my podcast.’
‘In space, no one can hear you scream: “Not this again!”’
‘We do guilt trips.’
‘The news just gets more and more distressing.’
‘That would be a real shame for the Great British high street.’
‘Oh no! We’ve been invited to another Twitter leaving do.’
‘I want every single brick collected as evidence and then we can use them to build houses later.’
‘And finally, some non BBC news...’
‘Relax, you won’t see two-tier policing at this station...’
‘...with violent Twitter storms from the west sweeping across the entire country.’