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‘I’ve got a certificate that says I’m a sheep.’
‘There will be some pain and some growth.’
‘Instead of presents, I’m giving you an experience – not having any presents.’
‘We’re going to need a bigger bolt.’
‘It’ll be nice to do some harm for a change.’
‘We need you to be Archbishop of Canterbury.’
‘I worry that we’re in an echo chamber.’
‘Smarten yourself up. It’s on in five minutes.’
‘These spin-offs are never so good.’
‘It’s grown organically’
‘Let your dad rest. He’s spent all day pounding the tweets...’
‘It’s a shot in the arm for anti-vaxxers.’
‘And they all died happily ever after.’
‘We won’t feel the effects of the IH tax change on farmers until it reaches The Archers.’