These days it’s almost impossible to find a Tory
‘These days it’s almost impossible to find a Tory.’
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Wednesday
What am I meant to do with these?
‘Excuse me, what am I meant to do with these?’
Book group
‘We meet once a month and choose a book to ban.’
Need for approval
‘Why do you feel the need for the approval of others?’
All political careers end in failure
‘All political careers end in failure, but this is getting out of hand.’
Who tipped you off about 4 July?
‘Who tipped you off about 4 July?’
Too easy
May I bet on your vote?
‘May I bet on your vote?’
I didn’t realise it was dress down Friday
‘I didn’t realise it was dress down Friday.’
I used to be a shy Tory
‘I used to be a shy Tory – now I’m a really embarrassed one.’
He’s multitasking
‘He’s multitasking.’
I just don’t believe these predictions
Wednesday
Sky dish
‘A donation of just £50 will buy a child a Sky dish.’
I’m really excited about being apathetic
‘I’m really excited about being apathetic.’
I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations
‘I can’t find the enthusiasm for photos at polling stations.’
Political opinions
‘Do you have any political opinions we can mock?’
It’s some kind of text-based platform
‘It’s some kind of text-based platform.’
At last – a safe seat
‘At last – a safe seat.’
Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?
‘Is that to drink here or throw at Nigel Farage?’