I’m War
‘I’m War – I got conscripted.’
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Wednesday
This bone you keep mentioning
‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’
You said I need to cut down on my screen time
‘You said I need to cut down on my screen time, so I’m leaving my homework.’
Young Conservatives will be exempt
‘Young Conservatives will be exempt – being an endangered species.’
Finest wines available
Wednesday
The years before you can get them
‘The years before you can get them a phone are so demanding.’
Tuck shop
He said don’t make him look all King Charlesy
‘He said don’t make him look all King Charlesy.’
The water’s safe!
There’s an election coming
‘Just to warn you – there’s an election coming.’
Virtue signal
‘Quick! Let’s virtue-signal to gain the kids’ approval.’
She’s like Liz Truss in reverse
‘She’s like Liz Truss in reverse.’
Go on then, just one more cat video…
‘Go on then, just one more cat video...’
…and lots more harboured in the industry
‘...and lots more harboured in the industry.’
Someone keeps rearranging the letters on our Toilets sign
‘Someone keeps rearranging the letters on our Toilets sign.’
Let’s see if we can get Bob a GP appointment
‘Right everyone. It’s 7.59. Phones at the ready. Let’s see if we can get Bob a GP appointment.’
The wet weather has influenced everything this year
A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on
‘A lot of people have chosen this hill to die on’
Wednesday
He might get back in…
‘He might get back in...’
