I find that difficult to believe
More cartoons
Wednesday
Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!
‘Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!’
SCAB!
Wednesday
I’m swearing allegiance
‘I’m swearing allegiance to Gary Lineker.’
I want to be a careers adviser
‘I want to be a careers adviser – what do you see yourself doing in five years’ time?’
Robot
I’m OK with the swearing bit
‘I’m OK with the swearing bit.’
Your ideas haven’t gone down well
‘Your ideas haven’t gone down well with the online mob.’
Compassion for immigrants
‘He blames immigrants for cannibalising his compassion for immigrants.’
All Ed Sheeran lawsuits sound the same to me
‘All Ed Sheeran lawsuits sound the same to me.’
Second term
Anyone noticed
‘Has anyone noticed we’re on strike yet?’
It includes delays
‘It includes delays, queuing, stress and chaos.’
How’s your other half?
I thought you’d appreciate a change from garage flowers
‘I thought you’d appreciate a change from garage flowers.’
Wednesday
Luckily I had a scalpel
‘Your husband fought right to the end but luckily I had a scalpel.’
Now he could identify as a woman
Work done
‘I had some work done.’
