The Battle for Britain | 2 August 2025

‘But Geoff’s lived experience says the facts are wrong.’
‘I can squeeze you in but you’ll have to be out by eight.’
‘I see you call yourself a “great white”…’
‘It’s OK, the internet isn’t down – the government have just banned it.’
‘No Dylan, you can’t blame everything on climate change.’
‘Are you going to talk about football all night?’
‘It was expensive but worth it.’
‘Don’t you kids know how to download a VPN?’