The Battle for Britain | 07 March 2020
Cartoons
An affair with Boris Johnson
‘And if that doesn’t work you can always have an affair with Boris Johnson.’
Atishoo, atishoo
‘Atishoo, atishoo — put on your head-protectors, elbow- and knee-pads and use the mats provided — we all fall down!’
‘Let me through! I have an app for that.’
‘Let me through! I have an app for that.’
Our no-deal Brexit stockpile
‘Our no-deal Brexit stockpile is now a coronavirus stockpile.’
So it’s agreed
‘So it’s agreed. Freedom of movement will continue.’
D’you mind if I don’t shake your hand?
‘D’you mind if I don’t shake your hand?’
Responds well to bullying
‘We’re looking to hire someone who responds well to bullying.’
I’ve turned vegan
‘Can I swap this cow for those beans? I’ve just turned vegan.’