The Battle for Britain | 7 November 2020

‘Do you think our man can still win?’
‘They gave their lives so that we could enjoy the freedom that we have today.’
‘When I saw lockdown coming I headed straight for the barbers.’
‘I’m being painted as a gold digger!’
‘Hurry up, or he’ll have his weevil way with her.’
‘He’ll be furious when he comes round — he’s very much against wearing a mask.’
‘Be careful of him, he’s got a dark side.’
'The fruit shop has closed down, dear.’
St Paul’s Damascene conversion (St Paul goes into the attic)
‘I can’t see this setting on the care label anywhere.’
'That bloody cat! I swear it’s trying to kill me.'