The Battle for Britain | 10 September 2022
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‘I find her a bit wooden.’
‘Ron and I have decided to conserve our electricity for the festive season.’
New pub signs.
‘Try turning it off and turning it off again.’
‘We need dogs at polling stations now!’
‘Whatever goes up, must go up again.’
‘The days are getting shorter.’
‘He’s offsetting his cancelled flight by cutting down a tree.’
‘I’m sorry, kids, but you won’t have any good old days to look back on.’
‘Norman’s taken up coin collecting.’
‘Surely there’s a better word!’
‘You do realise that’s a watercolour.’