The Battle for Britain | 19 August 2023
 
			
		 
			
		‘The latest government pay offer is final... until the next one.’
 
			
		‘When I said I enjoy looking back through history, I meant my search history.’
‘What a coincidence – I met your wife online too.’
 
			
		 
			
		‘I couldn’t get a sitter.’
‘Would you mind if some students watch while we cancel your operation?’
 
			
		 
			
		‘I’m six. I don’t need to know about eating disorders.’
‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
 
			
		 
			
		‘Is Keir Starmer a real bore or just a man in a bore’s outfit?’