Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog
‘Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog.’

‘Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog.’
‘This is us doing the conga.’
‘Well, it’s nice of them to turn up to your lecture.’
‘I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup.’
‘Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government!’
‘So you work in the Downing Street press team?’
‘A mosaic has come to light that clearly shows you fiddling while Rome burns.’
‘You’ll never believe what my house is worth’
‘Daddy, what did you do in the war on civil servants?’
‘You can’t afford any.’
‘I say we should invade Taiwan now while the rest of the world is distracted by Wordle.’
‘I find the price of bread a lot scarier.’
‘Doctor will see you then...’