Customer survey
More cartoons
Thursday
Cut out the carbs
‘Cut out the carbs.’
Is this a meeting or a party?
i be dyslexic
‘Arrrrrr, sorry ladies, I be dyslexic.’
We’re having a bit of a don’t
‘We’re having a bit of a don’t.’
I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs
‘I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million.’
What are you like at replacing cladding?
‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’
Same old gender
‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’
End of free lateral flow tests?
‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
£50 says you’ll need to call the gamblers’ helpline
Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?
‘Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?’
Pig heart
Cobra beer
Thursday
Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early
‘Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early.’
Review recent purchase
‘Would you like to review your recent purchase of gold, frankincense and myrrh?’
Christmas is over and I’m introducing new restrictions
‘Christmas is over and I’m introducing new restrictions.’
Dry January
Should we take that down?
‘Should we take that down?’
Deliberately evil
‘We were deliberately evil on Earth so we could get away somewhere hot.’