Imperial measurements may return
‘We’ll be able to measure all the stuff we can no longer afford in pounds and ounces.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
M&S pull out of Russia
‘There they go again, three months behind the fashion.’
Pets spread monkeypox
Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog
‘Good thing we abandoned our lockdown dog.’
Searching nature
Thursday
Elizabeth Line
Toys – Stormont
This is us doing the conga
‘This is us doing the conga.’
It’s nice of them
‘Well, it’s nice of them to turn up to your lecture.’
I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup
‘I’m in luck – there’s a fly in my soup.’
Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government
‘Here’s to many happy, scandal-free years in government!’
The Downing Street press team
‘So you work in the Downing Street press team?’
Wag libel case winner
Monkeypox
Fiddling while Rome burns
‘A mosaic has come to light that clearly shows you fiddling while Rome burns.’
Thursday
You’ll never believe
‘You’ll never believe what my house is worth’
What did you do in the war on civil servants?
‘Daddy, what did you do in the war on civil servants?’
You can’t afford any
‘You can’t afford any.’