I say we should invade Taiwan now
‘I say we should invade Taiwan now while the rest of the world is distracted by Wordle.’
More cartoons
Thursday
I find the price of bread a lot scarier
‘I find the price of bread a lot scarier.’
‘Doctor will see you then…’
‘Doctor will see you then...’
He became distracted
Do you have a Republican option?
‘Do you have a Republican option?’
She’s applied to join Nato
‘I’m not saying we aren’t getting on but she’s applied to join Nato.’
There’s a shortage of workers
‘There’s a shortage of workers.’
Me, me, me time
‘Don’t disturb her, she’s having some me, me, me time.’
Thursday
I’m not surprised she nicked our porridge
‘What with the cost of living, I’m not surprised she nicked our porridge.’
‘It’s the beer talking.’
‘It’s the beer talking.’
Telephone consultations
‘I’m afraid I can only currently offer telephone consultations.’
Put up your savings interest rates, now!
‘Put up your savings interest rates, now!’
It’s a fight to the death
Cancer’s got Putin
‘Poor old Cancer’s got Putin.’
Turn off our gas
‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’
Banx commons
Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?
‘Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?’
Thursday
Agree with him
‘For God’s sake, agree with him! He has a million followers on Twitter.’
Filthy pervert
‘No, you may not give me a lift to the polling station, you filthy pervert,’