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Munch’s ‘The Screen’
‘I thought we could rip this lot out and put in a heat pump.’
‘Wait, what do you mean I can’t take it with me?’
‘Andrew’s doing his bit by abstaining from long-haul flights.’
‘One day son, all this will be yours.’
‘If you’re searching for your Christmas presents you’ll have to go to Felixstowe’
‘Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all — what’s wrong with you?’
‘This little piggy got slaughtered, this little piggy got culled…’
‘Rest assured, we’ll move more quickly in the next pandemic.’
‘I’m afraid due to staff shortages, no one will be asking is everything okay...’
‘I’ve invented the eco-protest.’
‘I do enjoy group activities.’
‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’