You can stop wearing a mask now
‘You can stop wearing a mask now.’
More cartoons
Thursday
The doctor won’t see you now.
‘The doctor won’t see you now.’
Energy shortage nothing to do with me
‘He’s gaslighting us.’
Thursday
Party conference season
‘How many more seasons of this are there?’
No lights flashing
‘The following programme about the energy crisis contains no lights, flashing or otherwise.’
She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours
‘She couldn’t get on to Instagram for seven hours.’
Eating street food
‘I’m fed up of always eating street food.’
Cancelling Christmas
‘Cancelling Christmas gets earlier every year.’
I’ve been evicted
‘I’ve been evicted.’
Irritate Britain
Urgently curating
‘I am not panic buying. I am urgently curating.’
I come up here to get away from you
‘You people do realise I come up here to get away from you?’
I’d like you to meet my other half
‘I’d like you to meet my other half Brian. Brian’s a doctor.’
Remember when we all voted for Boris?
‘Remember when we all voted for Boris to stop Jeremy Corbyn dragging us back to the Seventies?’
I need to see some ID
Thursday
What do you mean panic buying
‘What do you mean panic buying? There’s a sale on!’
More of the same?
‘More of the same?’
Let’s start a rumour
‘Let’s start a rumour that there’s going to be a shortage!’
