It’s a cost of living it up crisis
‘It’s a cost of living it up crisis.’
More cartoons
Thursday
I care about the environment
‘Of course I care about the environment, but in a Leonardo DiCaprio way’
Don’t bother to look cute
‘Don’t bother to look cute — look warm.’
Customer survey
Cut out the carbs
‘Cut out the carbs.’
Is this a meeting or a party?
i be dyslexic
‘Arrrrrr, sorry ladies, I be dyslexic.’
We’re having a bit of a don’t
‘We’re having a bit of a don’t.’
I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs
‘I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million.’
What are you like at replacing cladding?
‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’
Same old gender
‘Yes we’re keeping well thanks. Same old gender.’
End of free lateral flow tests?
‘Ah well, we knew the good times couldn’t last forever.’
£50 says you’ll need to call the gamblers’ helpline
Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?
‘Haven’t we seen you on CCTV?’
Thursday
Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early
‘Blast! I had a feeling we’d woken up too early.’
Vaccine-go-round
Review recent purchase
‘Would you like to review your recent purchase of gold, frankincense and myrrh?’
Christmas is over and I’m introducing new restrictions
‘Christmas is over and I’m introducing new restrictions.’
