Less Hassle
‘We’re going to space because it’s less hassle than going to Portugal.’
More cartoons
Thursday
PM to tackle climate change
‘He’s willing to go the extra air mile.’
I’ve forgotten what we used to do with our freedom
‘I’ve forgotten what we used to do with our freedom.’
Boosterism Jab
‘The PM wants a boosterism jab developed by the autumn.’
Cladding
‘This isn’t cladding is it?’
Treehouse
‘Seriously? You want a treehouse?’
Chesham and Amersham by-election
‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’
UK water shortage
… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.
'… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.’
What did you do in the office, Grandpa?
‘What did you do in the office, Grandpa?’
He’s a Scientist
‘You’ll have to excuse Nigel — he’s a scientist.’
Yes dear
The assent of man
Culture wars
‘Next divide, please.’
Best-value Airbnb
‘This is the best-value Airbnb I could find’
Thursday
Third wave
‘Ooh — so does this mean we can stop hugging people again?’
Delay unlocking
‘I’m going to have to delay any further unlocking.’
Covid wedding rules
Bend the rules!
‘Bend the rules! Move the goalposts! Kick it into touch!’
