Just sitting back
‘Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading.’
More cartoons
Wednesday
It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees
‘It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees.’
They looked better on David Beckham
Mountaineer
Useful idiot
‘But what if you turn into a useful idiot?’
Raise a few eyebrows
‘I want something that will raise a few eyebrows.’
Roses are red
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
Assisted dying applications
It’s just us so this must be hell
‘It’s just us so this must be hell.’
Happy Valentine’s!
Funny and happy
‘I want to be funny and happy.’
Divorcing you
It doesn’t provide any get out for Keir
‘Apparently it doesn’t provide any get out for Keir.’
I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed
‘I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed.’
Wednesday
Anti-establishment
‘We need to bring down the anti-establishment.’
He had gone to see The Brutalist
‘Panic over – he had gone to see The Brutalist.’
I’ve lost my taste for alcohol
‘I’ve lost my taste for alcohol, but I’m determined to get it back.’
Hide and DeepSeek
Hide and DeepSeek
Life on paws
‘I put my life on paws.’