You wait ages
‘You wait ages for an MP to be thrown under a bus…’

‘You wait ages for an MP to be thrown under a bus…’
‘We’re not homeless! This is our UK summer holiday.’
‘How long have you got?’
‘As a keen cyclist, Boris would want us to ignore the traffic lights.’
‘Do they have to politicise everything, Mummy?’
‘The commute won’t be great but it’s all we can afford.’
‘It’s all Covid to me.’
‘That fox is up to a right racket in the garden again.’
‘Cash and Carrie’
‘That’s a relief — we feared you had an explosive dossier.’
‘According to the roadmap, I’d have expected you to have opened up by now.’
‘The irrepressible Michael O’Leary!’
‘Hell and back was a popular destination last year.’
‘We’ve had reports you’re not flying a Palestinian flag.’
‘Never a second thought for our mental health!’