You’re no longer useful
‘You’re no longer useful to us as an idiot.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Abusing the GP online
‘It’s just not the same abusing the GP online. I need the face-to-face contact’
Thursday
I can’t believe that Dominic Raab has been reprieved
‘I can’t believe that Dominic Raab has been reprieved.’
‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’
‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’,
Can anyone drive a lorry?
Women’s rights group
‘We’ve renamed the women’s rights group.’
Lorry driver
‘I’ve been offered £10,000 to change universities or £20,000 to become a lorry driver.’
The Garrick Club
‘I’m not joining the Garrick Club until they move with the times!’
Addicted to gambling
‘I’ll bet you anything he’s addicted to gambling.’
Career consultant
‘Have you considered becoming a Covid test provider?’
Milkshake shortage
‘Sounds like complete chaos back home.’
I’m afraid
Our relationship
‘Our relationship has gone from bad to special’
Word salad
Thursday
Pin the blame on the donkey
‘This next game is called “Pin the blame on the donkey”.’
Kabul airport
Cobra meeting
His old-fashioned views have died with him
‘On the bright side, his old-fashioned views have died with him.’
Drinking to forget
‘I’m drinking to forget the last time I promised to give up drinking.’