I think your father’s hoping
‘I think your father’s hoping he’ll never have to hug anyone again.’
More cartoons
Thursday
Increase of 1 per cent
‘That’s disappointing — I was expecting an increase of 1 per cent.’
I can remember exactly what I was doing
‘I can remember exactly what I was doing this time last year.’
Striking off the days
Thursday
Almost unsurvivable
‘That was almost unsurvivable.’
No, you can’t have a note
‘No, you can’t have a note excusing you from PPE.’
Fiscal conservative
Data, not dates
‘It’s about data, not dates.’
Wait till your father
‘Wait till your father actually goes somewhere and then gets home...’
Brazil variant
‘Oh no! The Brazil variant will reverse lockdown easing!’
If Prince Harry…
I used to read the Guardian
‘No one must ever know I used to read the Guardian.’
When will it be safe to mug someone again
‘When will it be safe to mug someone again?’
OCD
Thursday
Vaccine Passport Photos
Our son’s so lazy
‘Our son’s so lazy, I’m having to take his Covid test for him.’
Take me to Carrie Symonds
You’re proving problematic
‘You’re proving problematic for the church.’