Fortnight in the office
‘I was thinking of a fortnight in the office...’

‘I was thinking of a fortnight in the office...’
‘I’m feeling intense pressure to find five friends.’
‘Oh no — I’ll be able to show my face in public.’
‘Look at him — same old variant.’
‘He’s no longer observing lockdown.’
‘Don’t put all your eggs in one basket.’
‘Halt! Who goes there — friend or Defence Secretary?
‘Is it within the rules not to be terrified any more?’
‘It’s the new Quentin Tarantino bloodfest.’
‘Is your journey really necessary?’