Necessary journey
‘I told you this journey wasn’t absolutely necessary.’

‘I told you this journey wasn’t absolutely necessary.’
‘Look Joolz, a new coffee shop.’
‘We moved to the catchment area of an excellent private tutor...’
‘Oh, no! Rates are going up.’
‘No thanks, I’m too tiered.’
‘Write an essay entitled “What I didn’t do on my holidays”.’
‘Hi honey, I’m still home!’
‘Don’t catch it!’
‘That’s saved me from one of my new year’s resolutions…’
‘I look back on when I went to school as the best days of my life.’
‘Is this a bad time?’
Staggered return to work
‘I haven’t had a haircut — I just pull it out instead.’
‘I hope by March I’ll remember how to bunk off.’