Chesham and Amersham by-election
‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’
‘Chesham and Amersham by-election…’
'… for ever and ever, lockdown without end, Amen.’
‘What did you do in the office, Grandpa?’
‘You’ll have to excuse Nigel — he’s a scientist.’
The assent of man
‘Next divide, please.’
‘This is the best-value Airbnb I could find’
‘Ooh — so does this mean we can stop hugging people again?’
‘I’m going to have to delay any further unlocking.’
‘Bend the rules! Move the goalposts! Kick it into touch!’
‘How about never? Never’s good for me.’
‘And where do you see yourself in five years’ time?’
‘Please, no more promises.’
‘See you on Freedom Day.’
‘Hurry up, kids — Springwatch is on. You’re missing all the cute animals.’